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A volunteer grafted a set of human breasts, C-Size, onto the body of a Ewok A. The project was then delayed as the person had grafted them onto our male Mutant Ewok Clone instead of on one of the females, by mistake
Once the error had been corrected and the volunteer locked in Snijglau's quarters, Ewok A was led into a room containing the sole person able to successfully carry out the experiment... CM Kettch of the Intrepid was that person, and as he saw Ewok A enter the room, he launched into a frenzy of excitement, lunging at Ewok A and 'having his way with it.' CM Joey C watched on with a clip-board making sure that the human breasts retained their structual integrity. Ewok A was led away after the ordeal with no harm done. Ewok B was 'gifted' with a set of human D-Size breasts. She was led into the same room with CM Kettch, and was met with the same reaction. Kettch lunged again, but this time was hindered by the larger cup size. Trying to latch his arms around her, he was met with the larger breasts and therefore grew frustrated. As his anger grew, his claws extended...
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Test Results: | |||||||||
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Conclusions: C-size breasts are good for Ewoks, but Size D cups are not suitable for Ewok usage, as males find them frustrating and use violence. Stick with the C-cups, they're plenty :P
Conducted by: CM JoeyC |
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