Gravity on Mutant Ewok Clones
the Mutant Ewok Clone Experiments Projects

 
Test Subject: Ewok A
Control Subject: Ewok B
Test Location: Emperor's Hammer Senate Building.
Description: To test the gravitational response of a Mutant Ewok Clones, one was taken to the 300th floor of of the Emperor's Hammer Senate Building and released over the edge. This process was repeated with an other one, but on the ground floor. The wind was as normal around this building.

 
Gravity having effect on Ewok Clone AEwok Clone A really got off at a lively start the moment it was released: it began to fall. It fell until it hit the ground. Upon impact, there was a loud "splut" sound. A small crack opened on one side of Ewok Clone A's head. There was no noticeable change in the stupidity of it's looks.

Ewok Clone B in the turbulence around the SenateEwok Clone B didn't look as impressed by it's drop as by Ewok Clone A - it tried to run away to the High Court around the corner (a classic mistake) something impossible in the weather pattern around the Senate building - it got sucked into the maelstrom and phoned in a few days later from Phare IV.

 
  Test Results:
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Conclusions: Mutant Ewok Clones are affected by gravity. However, their reaction upon impact is much less than expected, and they maintain a good deal of structural integrity from such a lofty fall. So if one needed to jump off of the 300th floor of the Senate Building and land safely, one could either pad the ground or one's self with Mutant Ewok Clones, which although they would not probably survive the fall, they would break your fall so that you could escape unharmed.

Next week: We do gravitational tests on lemmings.

 
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