Practical Use Of Mutant Ewok Clones
the Mutant Ewok Clone Experiments Projects

 
Test Subject 1.: Mutant Ewok Clone A was put into a TIE Fighter and launched with autopilot active.
Test Subject 2.: Mutant Ewok Clone B was put into a shuttle and delivered to CSMA.
Test Subject 3.: Mutant Ewok Clone C was delivered to a little girl on Aurora Prime.
Test Location:
  • Test 1: Space around Carrida, overseen by M/FRG Retaliator and Cheth Squadron of Wing IV
  • Test 2: In the building of Carrida Stormtrooper Military Academy – Training Grounds
  • Test 3: Little girl’s home – Aurora Prime

 
Ewok Clone A stuck into a TIE Fighter on autopilotTest 1 description: Mutant Ewok Clone A was put in TIE Fighter with autopilot as an intend to be a drone. However when autopilot was about to turn to avoid the crash with an asteroid Mutant Ewok Clone A somehow turned it off and crashed on the asteroid... Retaliator and Cheth wasted only time.
Result: No practical use found

Ewok Clone B and what was left of itTest 2 description: Mutant Ewok Clone B was put in training grounds of CSMA. The stromtroopers where training using dummy blasters to shoot each other. (such kind of deathmatch) However when they saw Mutant Ewok Clone they took real blasters and converted it to mincemeat (well, ok... more like canned curry ewok).
Result: Additional tests may be required. If all kinds of people will react the same Mutant Ewok Clones may be used to draw enemy fire. Result pending.

Ewok Clone C after combustionTest 3 description: Mutant Ewok Clone 3 was given to a little girl as a plushie. Next day when i come to see the result I saw whole girl’s bedroom covered in a green slime, and girl herself crying. When I asked what happened I got the answer: The girl hugged hm too hard and Mutant Ewok Clone exploded... bad luck. EH rewarded the family with a renovation of that room and 10 tons of plushie rewards.
Result: No practical use found. Mutant Ewok Clone cannot be plushies...

 
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Due to generosity of Hammer’s Fist we got the additional test (see test 2). They took one of the Mutant Ewok Clones to the operation on NR territory. When NR soldiers saw the Mutant Ewok Clone thay ran to it and talking to it like to a child “Weeee, He’s soooo sweeet” . That worked as distraction and stormtroopers got in the enemy installation, planted the explosives, and got away without one shot. Rebels didn’t notice anything.

Result:: Practical use FOUND!!

Overall Results:: Ehehem! Ladies and Gentlemen!, Sirs!, Masters! And everybody else! Today we have destroyed a myth! A myth that Mutant Ewok Clones have no use and are only bags full of green slime! They HAVE a use! Thanks to the Hammer’s Fist wefound that Mutant Ewok Clones can be used to................................. .............................................................. DISTRACT REBELS! When they see Ewoks they start to react like little children! We should use them in that purpose! Thank You!!
SCO Ender? We will need more Ewoks! How many? Hmmm... 20000. Just for the Hammer’s Fist. OK?

Conducted by: FM/LT Shinobi

Assisted by: Cheth Squadron
M/FRG Retaliator
Hammer's Fist
Little girl from Aurora Prime

 
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