| the Mutant Ewok Clone Experiments | Projects |
| Test Subject 1.: | Ewok A, was force-fed white beans in tomato sauce for a fortnight, while all exiting orifices were taped shut to prevent premature explosion. |
| Test Subject 2.: | Ewok B, was drenched into a tub filled with a mixture of Acid, 2CB and several types of mushrooms. |
| Test Subject 3.: | Ewok C, was fed a compound involving nitroglycerine, C4 and very strong coffee. |
| Test Location: | Roof of the Science Office Laboratories. |
| Description: | This week I'm trying to start off a space program for Ewok Clones because according to the equal rights movements and the United Imperial Warlords manifest, everyone has a equal right to movement and everyone should have a comfy living space. The basis for the space program for Ewok Clones, or YUBSA, is of course methane and the wonderful capabilities of this very natural gas. Our first experiments were of course held on the roof of the Laboratory of the Science Office, just next to GA Ronin's Palace, because the angle of this roof is just right for not-so-vertical-take-off- and-landing (NSVTOAL) which means we don't need such a long runway. |
Ewok Clone
A really got off the moment we let Assistant Kweeky pierce the tape with a burning
cigarette. After what seemed a total meltdown, Ewok Clone A ignited Assistant Kweeky's
hair and burst off into the direction of the 300-storey high building
of the Senate - where it got stuck in the turbulence
of that building for a week before bouncing of some antennae and landing
on a group of Tactical Officers debating whether Mutant Ewok Clones from Space spoke either Klingon
or Vulcan.
Ewok Clone
B just looked around quite happily before floating upwards to the
tree were he got stuck in before - claiming he was in the outer reaches
of the Kwelzebob universe were he was worshiped as a semi-trancedental
God.
Ewok Clone
C was ignited by Assistant Shadd with a very long stick. It then burst out into flames,
melting most of the Fleet Commander's shed ("uhmm, no! it was that freak fire storm! really!" - red.), before breaking the
sound barrier within 10 meters, the light barrier with 30 and then dropping
off the edge of the roof because it claimed it needed a nice cup of coffee...
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Next week: Do system managers give the same effects as Ewok Clones when you look at factors like overall hairiness and blankness of expression?
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