| the Mutant Ewok Clone Experiments | Projects |
| Test Subject: | Ewok A |
| Control Subject: | Ewok B |
| Test Location: | The Science Office Parking lot. |
| Accelerant: | Mell's Morning Mix. |
| Description: | To test the oxidation qualities of a Mutant Ewok Clone, one was taken to the parkinglot of the Science Office and set on fire. This process was repeated with an other one, but this time it was drenched in a fluid containing among others some ethers, alcohol, rocket fuel and cheap Huttese Wodka. |
we
attempted to use a regular lighter to set the Ewok Clone A on fire. We did not have
much success. The portion of the Mutant Ewok Clone in direct contact with the
flame turned black, looked to be melting and smelled horribly but the Mutant
Ewok Clone itself did not catch on fire. Our hypothesis is that it was too daft
to burn.
Ewok Clone B was given a crash instruction about how to act when on fire so when lit, it immediately burst in to flame. However, since we had seen those "Amazing" speederwax TV commercials ('it's reeallly Amazing, Mike!"), we were able to recognize the cheery blue flame as an alcohol fire. After a minute or so, the blue flame was replaced by a vivid yellow flame. At this point the entire Mutant Ewok Clone began to turn black, also the irritating Ewok babbling stopped. Reddish filling began to ooze out of the side of the Mutant Ewok Clone, and drip from the holes in the bottom. After several minutes of flaming Mutant Ewok Clone, the fire went out, leaving a charred mass with green liquid oozing out of it. It was really cool.
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Next week: We do the same test on different BBQ meat.
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