Nuking Mutant Ewok Clones
the Mutant Ewok Clone Experiments Projects

 
Test Subject: Ewok A
Control Subject: Ewok B
Test Location: Aurora Prime City Reactor / the Science Office Cantina Kitchen.
Description: To test the reaction of a Mutant Ewok Clone to extreme radiation, one was taken to the nuclear reactor of the capital and thrown in. This process was repeated with an other one, but this time it was microwaved for 10 minutes in the kitchen of our cantina.

 
Ewok Clone B in the microwave just for combustion Ewok Clone A was thrown into the nuclear reactor of Aurora Prime City. And when we tried to get it out again, we could not find it (really, we send Snijglau (the famed and highly intelligent professor of plumbing at the Sanitational University of the ISD Vanguard) down, and he couldn't see it anywhere). We think that Ewok Clone A found a way to escape. Or that it tried to difficult our experiments on purpose.

Ewok Clone A when last seen.As soon as the microwave was started, the Ewok Clone B began to ooze foam from every orifice out onto the bottom of the microwave. The same moment smoke began to emmanate from the interior of the microwave. A strong odor of burned hair began to fill the room. Approximately 30 seconds into the test, Ewok Clone B exploded and left no trace what so ever. In the next 9.30 minutes it did not return.

 
  Test Results:
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Conclusions: Microwaving a Mutant Ewok Clone is a bad idea. If you want to cook a Mutant Ewok Clone, may we suggest the oxidation technique? actually burn quite nicely once they are thaught to burn.

Next week: We nuke a city of choice.

 
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